giving mina a firebending scar in the shape of a piece of bread
03 Apr 2013 @ 07:15PM / meeting tumblr user orangemuses in a dark alleyway and threatening him by reading excerpts of meta essays written by die-hard zutara fans
a choose-your-own-adventure novel with keywords that include “zayn malik,” “leather,” “hotel beds,” and “facial hair”
lucy liu and beyonce have a baby with the best hair, skin, and legs of any baby ever born
a pocket-sized janelle monae
a janelle monae that you can hug or build a shrine to
a janelle monae
hooking up with janelle monae just so she takes her clothes off so you can steal them
cover of “daddy ate my fries,” + stanzas from sylvia plath’s “daddy,” + the first verses of “two-headed boy part 2”
selected Sherlock Holmes stories illustrated by Brett Helquist
